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My Mother-in-Law Practical Jokes My Husband
I recently came back from visiting my Mother-in-Law near Sarasota, Florida, where my husband’s favorite hobby is teasing his mother about Florida-retiree cliches. Golf carts, sweat, swimming aerobics,...
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The Grade School Boy Who Haunts My Dreams
In case anyone’s on the fence about whether grade school traumas stick with people, I’d like to share this incredibly embarrassing little ditty. Top to bottom Winner, Glenn, Bobby, Andrea, Me (middle)...
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New Romantic Comedy – Slightly Stalky
So for all the people who said, “Eh, you’re kind of funny, but what’s with the homicidal angels? Were you drunk when you wrote Angeli?” (and by people I mean my mother and mother-in-law… and by drunk...
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And You Can Forget Vacation Sex
My husband and I, of course, never have sex. That would be disgusting. (Ok, that first line was in case anyone from my family reads this. We can continue.) There was a LOT of driving. My husband, Mike...
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New Release! Romantic Comedy/Mystery – Pineapple Lies
Guess who has a new novel out! (get a free copy for a limited time…) This is yet a new series (I swear I’m working on Angeli 2 and then Stalky 2 next – I will stop starting new series for a while…) The...
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50th Wedding Anniversary Idea – Balloonageddon
What do you get the parents who have everything? Do they have balloons hidden all over their house? Some with faces? I didn’t think so. For my parent’s 50th I sneaked into their home with the intention...
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FREE Romantic Comedy – Mystery Kindle Novel
If you haven’t already gotten your hot little hands on a copy of my romantic comedy/mystery Pineapple Lies, you’ll be happy to know the Kindle version is FREE today through Tuesday May 19th! It spent...
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Bra straps and audio books…
I had the Bother-in-Law, Gary, and his family over for four days last week for Naval Academy Parents’ Weekend. Somewhere between hangovers, Mike, Heather, Gary and I went golfing and returned sweaty...
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My First Book Signing Complete with Costumes…
Two months ago I received a frantic phone call from my mother-in-law, Mary, informing me that she’d scheduled a Pineapple Lies book signing at her book club at the end of August and that I’d have to...
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Pineapple Port 2: Pineapple Mystery Box is Here!
The second book in my Pineapple Port cozy mysteries series is here! Get it on Amazon! Pineapple Mystery Box! When a giant inflatable Halloween witch goes missing, Charlotte’s eager to nab the culprit....
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Slightly Stalky on Audible – Get it FREE
So excited to announce that Slightly Stalky, my romantic comedy, is now available as an Audible! The book is narrated by the brilliant and award winning Christa Lewis, who gave all the fun, goofy...
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A Lard’s Day Night
I hosted Christmas this year and there were a few mishaps. I burnt my arm while leaning into the oven, but on the upside, the burn mark makes it easier to to masquerade as a celebrity chef. I started...
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Win Fantasy eBooks…And an ugly toe.
First, hello to all the cozy mystery lovers who entered my cozy mystery giveaway! I have a bunch of exciting stuff coming up for you (and my regular people) soon (including more free books for all and...
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Help me pick a book title…Mother’s day ideas
Help Me Name Pineapple #5! I’m about half way done Pineapple Port Mystery #5, which I’ve been calling Pineapple Beach House in my head, but I’m not sure that’s the best name. This story revolves around...
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